Georgy wants some rice!

Pogovor med Georgy-jem in Condi (Condoleezo Rice):
George: ˝Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ˝
Condi: ˝Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.˝
George: ˝Great. Let's hear it.˝
Condi: ˝Hu is the new leader of China.˝
George: ˝That's what I want to know.˝
Condi: ˝That's what I'm telling you.˝
George: ˝That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?˝
Condi: ˝Yes.˝
George: ˝I mean the fellow's name.˝
Condi: ˝Hu.˝
George: ˝The new leader of China.˝
Condi: ˝Hu.˝
George: ˝The Chinaman!˝
Condi: ˝Hu is leading China.˝
George: ˝Now what are you asking me for?˝
Condi: ˝I'm telling you Hu is leading China.˝
George: ˝Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?˝
Condi: ˝That's the man's name˝.
George: ˝That's whose name?˝
Condi: ˝Yes.˝
George: ˝Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?˝
Condi: ˝Yes sir.˝
George: ˝Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the middle East.˝
Condi: ˝That's correct.˝
George: ˝Then who is in China?˝
Condi: ˝Yes, sir.˝
George: ˝Yassir is in China?˝
Condi: ˝No, sir.˝
George: ˝Then who is?˝
Condi: ˝Yes, sir.˝
George: ˝Yassir?˝
Condi: ˝No, sir.˝
George: ˝Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.˝
Condi: ˝Kofi?˝
George: ˝No, thanks.˝
Condi: ˝You want Kofi?˝
George: ˝No.˝
Condi: ˝You don't want Kofi.˝
George: ˝No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.˝ Condi: ˝Yes, sir.˝
George: ˝Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.˝
Condi: ˝Kofi? ˝
George: ˝No, milk! Will you please make the call? ˝
Condi: ˝Call who?˝
George: ˝Who is the guy at the U.N? ˝
Condi: ˝Hu is the guy in China.˝
George: ˝Will you stay out of China?!˝
Condi: ˝Yes, sir.˝
George: ˝And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N! ˝
Condi: ˝Kofi?˝
George: ˝All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.˝
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: ˝Rice here.˝
George: ˝Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too..."